This morning at 7:30 AM ET in the Catskills it was 16 F. We are dropping into the teens and I've yet to plant my shallots and garlic. No need to panic, I'm sure it'll warm up again soon. We also had our first snow that actually stuck to the ground. Here are my leeks.

But there is reason to panic about something else. Worms, killer worms, some as big as a ploughman's forearm are coming to chew your forest to bits. Could this be the beginning of Frank Herbert's vision? A dried up planet where worms rule the world. I read the first Dune Book in college and have seen many incomprehensible incarnations of it on the Sci-Fi channel. I never thought I'd experience it. Am I excessively panicking, you bet I am. There's not much to do in the garden and it's the weekend.
Fisherman refer to them as "Alabama jumpers" because these annelids can jump (scientists call them Amynthas agrestis). They are great bait because they wriggle and have more verve and panache than your standard earthworm. They are the "Little Richard" of the live bait genus. That popularity could be what's causing them to spread out. With their obvious physical skills can worm jumping competitions be far behind?
They are a threat because they voraciously eat the leaf litter on the forest floor, some which has taken up to hundred years to form, in a manner of minutes. Maybe not minutes but quicker than the docile worms we've grown to know and love. My undying love for the earthworm stems from it status as a master composter, a welcome addition to my garden that tirelessly aerates the soil, chomps up organic matter and passes it into the garden, filling it with nitrogen, phosphates and potash (not sure what potash is, I rank it with myrrh).
Now I must keep a steely eye out for these creatures. They're described as 5–6 inches long and a bit fatter than your average worm, no doubt a result of their bad eating habits. I don't know what it is, groups migrate to the US and immediately put on the pounds. In certain parts of the country they're known to wear a top hat and a monocle, outside of that, no big difference from your average worm.
When you find them, um, don't do anything. It's still a worm, it's good for your garden! I mean what can you do? Professor I. L. Heiberg of State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry has stated that in optimum conditions, the worm population may even reach 250,000,000 per acre (thanks wikipedia). 250,000,000 an acre! Is he crazy? Can that really be true? That's many more worms than we have in the US house and Senate. And look at the damage they've caused!
Some of the facts in this post may be inaccurate. Read the excellent story by reporter Lee Sheer of the Athens Banner-Herald (Athens GA) by clicking this Read the full story
I'll be hiding under the bed. |